"Good afternoon Bob here reporting for Catnetwork News.
Well the breaking news is that former cat burglar Lizzy (now reformed) has entered several events in the Ocilympics .
Yes the Ocilympics , that drug free alternative games for small furry things with a feline heritage .
Only a few days now to the opening ceremony and the first of the events. The equipment is ready and the contestants working on final preparations .
In the true spirit of the games I have teamed with Lizzy in a number of events including the premier event held on the last day "synchronized eating"
I must say I am looking forward to bringing you this exclusive coverage from Dairy Flat home of the 2004 Ocilympics .
This is Bob signing off for Catnetwork News"
Thursday, August 19
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2 comments:
Hey Bob!
Is the Ocilympics a world wide event? Can any breed cat join in? If so, do you think my performance in the blanket shot-put will help me in the qualifing rounds? I'm a skilled track and stairs athlete, and the on the high jump I'm tops. My sister Grace says that her best events are furniture shredding (strength training), and speed eating. And, of course, all six of us are interested in the synchronized eating event!
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I'm being nudged off the computer by Mrs. Ashton who says that we cannot participate in any furniture shredding events! "Help! I'm being repressed! Come and see the violence inherent in the system!"*
*MP
News of the Ocilympics is spreading fast! I'm a Persian so therefore inherently retarded mentally although I do make up for it physically by marathon sleeping during the day. I would like to enter in my pet event, the 20 hour snooze...I have some excellent rollover and stretching techniques to ensure bloodflow to my vital organs and therefore I do produce a pulse.
Count me in!
Molly
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